Love In The Time Of COVID-19: Some Pickup Lines To Get You Through The Pandemic
Yes, it's a pandemic.
Yes, it's got us all freaked out.
And yes, it's our civic duty to remain at least 6 feet away from each other throughout this crisis.
But singles looking to mingle still have needs.
So in this era, when it's verboten to mack down with a stranger at a bar before last call or grind up on a hottie with incredible moves on a crowded dance floor, people are trying to safely capture one another's hearts and minds with a new hashtag on Twitter: #SocialDistancingPickUpLines
Here are a few coronavirus-revised lines that made us laugh, gasp, blush or just roll our eyes:
"I'm just a girl, standing 6 feet away from a boy. Asking him to maybe move back another foot. Thanks." #SocialDistancingPickUpLines pic.twitter.com/IV7lT1Nnl3
β Stuff My Brain Thinks.. (@AndstuffL) March 19, 2020Is it hot in here or is it just our fevers and shortness of breath?#SocialDistancingPickUpLines
β πΊπ¦ BK (@ThunderFerret) March 19, 2020#SocialDistancingPickUpLines
"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start in 12 months. Maybe 18." pic.twitter.com/PbIqEmiZa8
Is heaven your quarantine zone?
Because I think you are an Angel. π pic.twitter.com/fWo3c915xI
If the coronavirus does not take you out, can I? #SocialDistancingPickUpLines
β Donovan Olumba Fan Club (@Olumbaszn) March 19, 2020ncG1vNJzZmivp6x7r7zRZ6arn1%2BosqTAyKilrGeTpL%2BwusCvoKuto2K5qsLEZqypnJGpsrR7kWlpaWdgaHxyhY5xaHFuZG1%2BdH2OpaavnV2eu27Ax55kraGdmnqwsoycpq%2BhlGJ%2BennSqKSeZaCesKzBz2ajoqaVqHq1u4ygnK1lqaTCbsDHq6aun5hiwamxjKmYp5yVorak